A blog for Stephanie who suggested the idea while diplomatically expressing pleasure from reading my sexist blog...Why Cats are Better than Women. Neither of these blogs is meant to be mean spirited but the humor is blunt in places. And please, ladies, feel free to suggest your own...I'll add em and find the pics...well, maybe I will. But it's worth a shot. Happy Humpday kiddies.
1. Dogs ALWAYS like your cooking.
2. Dogs know exactly what to do with their tail.
3. Everything a dog does is honest.
4. Dogs can't work a remote control.
5. Dogs aren't tall enough to grab your boobs.
6. Dogs treat you the same even if you've gained a few pounds.
7. Dogs don't like baseball, or basketball or football or motorcross or Nascar or Porn.
8. Once they love you, Dogs will Always love you.
9. Dogs dig holes but they only dig them in their own backyard.
10. Dogs like leftovers.
11. Dogs pee where they aim.
12. You can get a dog to come just by calling its name.
Coming soon..... Pennies? What Else Don't We Need.
What I'm Looking For In a Woman (my answers to Mz. B's tag)
Sex Tips From the Old Guy to the Young Guys Part III
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