Why Cats Are Better Than Women

This is my Olympic Blog : Pets.....if it's the wrong day.....SUE me. It was inspired by Hershey's comments on my picture of my cat Boots and I'm Awsome's blog...Peanut Butter.... I borrowed a couple of these and wrote the rest. If you are insulted by one or more......those are the ones I borrowed.

1. Cats look the same when they wake up in the morning as they did before going out for the night.




2. Cats don't talk when they are being bitchy.





3. Cats only dirty one dish, and you only have to wash it if it starts to turn green.



4. Cats have no friends.



5. If a Cat has kids, you can give them away.




6. Cats keep their opinions to themselves.




7. Cats only do one thing in their bathroom, and it doesn't clog the drain.




8. Really really fat cats, are cute




9. Cats can sit in your lap during the ballgame and you won't miss a pitch.




10. Cats may stay out all night, but they always eat at home.




11. You can have pussy anytime you want.